Lol girls who stereotype most boys like this make me smh…but I’m bored so LGI, LET’S GET IT.
Typical Girl Personality
“Hi. I’m a girl. Here’s how it goes. I’m gonna have insanely high standards based on a way a guy looks so that my range of view is skimmed down to a select few. If I like the way you look, then maybe you’ll have a chance. I’m gonna be really sweet and act really cute with you, then a bitch to you the next; I’m on my period, though, so you can’t really do anything about it. That means I have about a week every month when I can be a total asshole and be excused for it. I’m going to expect you to be as cute as possible for me, then watch videos of people proposing and let those set the bar. I expect you to take me on dates and buy me what I want. Then, when you really think I’m the one, I’m going to drift away from you. You’re going to break up with me because nothing is really working out, and I’m going to tell every girl I know how bad of a boyfriend you were.”
Let’s change this.
Yeah, fuck that. Everyone’s fucking different, and just because you meet a few ignorant people, doesn’t mean that everyone is like that.
Maybe you’d see that if you opened your damn eyes.
Typical Cat Personality.
“Hi. I’m a cat. Here’s how it goes. I’m gonna play with yarn. Then walk around. I’ll try my best to fart out rainbows from my pop-tart body. Purr at your friends. Lick you. Then I will ask you for catnip and water. So you will pour it for me. I’ll make you happy by making you feel like you’re not lonely, but tomorrow I’ll completely ignore you because I got a new cat toy. You’ll be the one I turn to when I lose the toy or when I’m hungry. You know what the best part is? I’m living under your roof for free, ‘cause you love me. And don’t want to lose me.”
Let’s change this.
Typical Pizza Personality
“Hi. I’m a Pizza. Here’s how it goes. I’m gonna be covered in delicious pepperoni. Then be too cheesy. My crust will be too chewy. Too much sauce. Not enough sausage. Then I’ll be delivered to your door by a Pizza man. So you will pay for me. I’ll make you happy for a dinner, but tomorrow I’ll be all gone. You’ll be the one I turn to when I need to be eaten. You know what the best part is? You can’t do anything about it, ‘cause you’re hungry. And don’t want to lose me.”
Let’s change this.
